News Travels Fast...

This is the place where everybody knows everybody. You can't get away with anything because someone always sees you and makes it a point to tell you parents. You cheat on your girlfriend, she's gonna know in about 3 minutes. You cross the road 10 times when your 12 because you think it's funny (not that I ever did that) and your dad knows the next hour. Everyone knows what kind of toilet paper there next door neighbors uses and what time they take a shit. Heck, we even know who everyone has slept with, but like many of us know, you better be cautious cuz chances are, that's your cousin your sleeping with. :o