Number 1

One street light and two stores make up our downtown. There's nothing to do so we find weird ways of having fun. We drive to the next town over, population 3,358, and do "the McDonald's 500." This famous pastime involves driving a mile from McDonald's to the town hall and back over and over again. We walk up and down the street for hours and play in the park even at the age of 20. The nearest dance club is at least an hour away and most people over 21 spend there time in the few bars around here. People come here to look at leaves and most have not seen a moose. We even have moose tours!!! Moose aren't even that cool, thye will actually charge your car.
Let's see, we also spend time doing cookies and parking lots and the infamous group parking area where people talk for hours.
That's about all we do here, basically.